Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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