My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
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