idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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