My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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