Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I need mimosas to revive my soul
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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