so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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