I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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