OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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