Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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