what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
