I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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