Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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