Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
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