It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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