Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Randomize
