Just mADE A PArabola og urine
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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