I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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