Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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