My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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