If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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