Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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