I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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