I heard we made out
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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