Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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