soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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