Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
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