I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
My ATM looks so different sober.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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