id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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