We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
do nipples grow back?
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