Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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