So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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