I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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