Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
