Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Your tits are I can't wait for
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
the room spins SO much faster in panama
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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