Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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