ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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