dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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