quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
