It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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