He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Send help, water and tortillas.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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