Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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