Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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