weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I lost the right to judge tonight
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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