we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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