We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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