I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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