you guys were way drunker than both of me
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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