I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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