how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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