I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
