I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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