I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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