In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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