found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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