I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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