i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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