the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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