margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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