He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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