ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
And then he peed in my hair
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